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A lighthearted daily thought.

I posted the first one in the clean jokes:

Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
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I like that. Even reading it made me smile.
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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
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:grin:
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The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Never take laxatives and sleeping tablets together.
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Might sound simple but think about it...
All that now exists was once imagined.
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here. :)
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( or could have been prevented by an ounce of rubber....)
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And I thought we might get serious for a moment, silly me.
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here. :)
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:imsorry:
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You only need 2 tools in life - WD40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
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Save water and energy, take a bath with a neighbour.
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Why don’t women lift the toilet seat up when they've finished?
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It saves time, China, because we will be back in 5 mins!
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I'll give another irreverent thought tomorrow for those who live in female dominated households!
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Men: Avoid arguments with the females about leaving the toilet seat up by using the sink.
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...but only if you want to find yourself homeless! :laugh5:
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Women who seek equality with men lack ambition. :grin:
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here. :)
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True
( are you saying we should aim higher than the hand basin? Oh I do enjoy a challenge!)
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Never share a 2-man tent with a vegetarian.

[From personal experience]
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At least you can get a bit of air through a canvas tent. I think you would suffer more trying to share an Anderson Shelter!
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Marilyn wrote:At least you can get a bit of air through a canvas tent. I think you would suffer more trying to share an Anderson Shelter!
At least you can sleep with your head outside the tent flap, as I did.
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At least you can sleep with your head outside the tent flap, as I did.[/quote]

I would have made him sleep with his butt out the tent flap instead.in fact, I would have put a tent peg through his clothing and well into the ground to keep it there.
I once threatened to put my ( then) teenage son out of the car and deposit him beside the road to walk home. He thought it a great joke until I pulled over. We still have a laugh about it today...
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Good job I'm not in your homes (or tents...).
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