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- 13 Apr 2018, 06:51
- Forum: Puzzles & Quizzes
- Topic: Looking for wacky racehorse names
- Replies: 5
- Views: 4740
Looking for wacky racehorse names
Hi all. It’s been a long, long time since I posted here but I’d like to ask you all to wrack your brains and help me out with some wacky names - no longer than 13 characters including spaces - for racehorses to use in a series of puzzles which I’m compiling. The following list, which is what I’ve co...
- 12 Feb 2015, 02:19
- Forum: Puzzles & Quizzes
- Topic: How keen is your observation?
- Replies: 18
- Views: 9590
Re: How keen is your observation?
Post by Cathy » Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:05 pm The word Hill isn't centered with the above arch Sorry Cathy that's incorrect Post by Tizer » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:08 pm The letters H-I-L-L should have some top support. They are standing on a frame but not framed at the top of the letters. Sorry Tizer that's ...
- 11 Feb 2015, 01:48
- Forum: Puzzles & Quizzes
- Topic: How keen is your observation?
- Replies: 18
- Views: 9590
Re: How keen is your observation?
Sorry about the clarity of the picture. Post by Wendyf » Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:31 pm The picture isn't very clear Gearce but I'm guessing that the "I" must be upside down. Sorry Wendy that's incorrect Post by David Whipp » Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:36 pm 'L' instead of 'E'. Sorry David that's incorr...
- 10 Feb 2015, 07:17
- Forum: Puzzles & Quizzes
- Topic: How keen is your observation?
- Replies: 18
- Views: 9590
How keen is your observation?
This picture is almost perfect.
This sign stands above gates at a local racecourse. Can you see what is wrong with it?
for a correct answer.
This sign stands above gates at a local racecourse. Can you see what is wrong with it?
for a correct answer.
- 07 Sep 2013, 04:05
- Forum: General Miscellaneous Chat & Gossip
- Topic: Always check with the missus first ......
- Replies: 8
- Views: 3370
- 29 Aug 2013, 04:13
- Forum: Technology & Communication
- Topic: COMPUTERS, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY
- Replies: 6676
- Views: 964476
Re: COMPUTERS, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY
??????????????????????????????????? Why do I bother?
- 25 Aug 2013, 05:30
- Forum: General Miscellaneous Chat & Gossip
- Topic: Think about it
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2992
Re: Think about it
You can't catch a wild Kipper as it ain't one until smoked, you can catch a Herring though :wink: Quite right. Covered rather well, I thought, in the Daily Mash only yesterday. :smile: LINK I take that as a compliment though I certainly am not that amazing. It's just something I enjoy doing. Here's...
- 24 Aug 2013, 03:10
- Forum: General Miscellaneous Chat & Gossip
- Topic: Think about it
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2992
Think about it
See anything wrong in this picture?
- 06 Aug 2013, 09:06
- Forum: Technology & Communication
- Topic: COMPUTERS, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY
- Replies: 6676
- Views: 964476
Re: COMPUTERS, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY
Sorry. Couldn't delete post.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
- 10 Jun 2013, 10:18
- Forum: Poetry
- Topic: For all poetry lovers
- Replies: 4
- Views: 6258
Re: For all poetry lovers
Here's an inspirational poem I came across while Googling The Race attributed to Dr. D.H. "Dee" Groberg Whenever I start to hang my head in front of failure’s face, my downward fall is broken by the memory of a race. A children’s race, young boys, young men; how I remember well, excitement...
- 03 May 2013, 23:49
- Forum: Fun & Jokes
- Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
- Replies: 4892
- Views: 576486
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
SENIORS' SPECIAL $2.99 I love it.................................. We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs.." "Then, I'll have to...
- 04 Mar 2013, 03:37
- Forum: General Miscellaneous Chat & Gossip
- Topic: STANLEY HAS COCKED UP!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 2108
Re: STANLEY HAS COCKED UP!
A bit of nitpicking.
Reference is made to 'the Scotch Covenanters'. Should not this be either 'the Scottish Covenanters' or 'the Scots Covenanters'
Reference is made to 'the Scotch Covenanters'. Should not this be either 'the Scottish Covenanters' or 'the Scots Covenanters'
- 04 Mar 2013, 02:59
- Forum: What, Where, When, We, Who, Look & How
- Topic: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?
- Replies: 16633
- Views: 1946008
Re: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?
Today I received a chain email from a friend. You know the kind: You must send this on in 3 hours after reading the letter to 10 other people. If you do this, you will receive unbelievably good luck. *NOTE* The more people that you send this to, the better luck you will have. It started: 'I believe ...
- 24 Feb 2013, 02:20
- Forum: Fun & Jokes
- Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
- Replies: 4892
- Views: 576486
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
You may have read it before ...... You may have heard it before ...... It may even have been posted on OGFB before, but what the heck. Old men may walk slow ... BUT they think F A S T An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years. He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks...
- 06 Feb 2013, 06:36
- Forum: Technology & Communication
- Topic: COMPUTERS, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY
- Replies: 6676
- Views: 964476
Re: COMPUTERS, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY
Should you be using Windows Internet Explorer and you suddenly find that the webpage doesn't open as maximised, here's a solution which worked for me. Stretch out the webpage to full size. Don't use maximise. Choose any link on that webpage and right-click > Open in New Window. Stretch out the secon...
- 23 Jan 2013, 01:27
- Forum: Fun & Jokes
- Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
- Replies: 4892
- Views: 576486
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Whit dae ye ca' a man that takes a wee size in a shoe? Wee Shooey Whit dae ye ca' a man that takes a wee size in a shoe an' cannae fun' 'is dug? Wee Shooey Douglas A guy walks intae a GP's surgery. "Doacter, Doacter!," 'e cries, "Yi've goat tae help mi. Ah feel like Ah'm turnin' intae...
- 23 Dec 2012, 00:11
- Forum: General Miscellaneous Chat & Gossip
- Topic: CHRISTMAS & NEW YEAR WISHES
- Replies: 10
- Views: 4584
CHRISTMAS & NEW YEAR WISHES
After the gifts have been opened,
After the tree is gone,
After the carols have faded,
May the happiness linger on
With all Best Wishes for a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
After the tree is gone,
After the carols have faded,
May the happiness linger on
With all Best Wishes for a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
- 22 Dec 2012, 23:46
- Forum: Fun & Jokes
- Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
- Replies: 4892
- Views: 576486
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
The family gathered at the grandparents' home for their Christmas dinner. Everyone was seated around the table. The food arrived and little Johnny started eating immediately. "Johnny, please wait until we say grace," said his mother. "I don't need to," said Johnny. "Of cours...
- 02 Sep 2012, 04:12
- Forum: Astronomy
- Topic: Your age on another planet
- Replies: 0
- Views: 5465
Your age on another planet
You would be the same age - in Earth years - wherever you were but have you ever wondered what your age might be in the years of any one of the 8 other planets? Try this. Divide your age by:- 0.241 if you are on Mercury 0.615 if you are on Venus 1.881 if you are on Mars 11.86 if you are on Jupiter 2...
- 02 Sep 2012, 03:10
- Forum: Fun & Jokes
- Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
- Replies: 4892
- Views: 576486
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Mental Health THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC. PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRISOME IN RECENT YEARS. 25% of women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That's scary. It means 75% are running around untreated! :ohno: ----------------------------------------------------------------------...
- 02 Sep 2012, 02:43
- Forum: What, Where, When, We, Who, Look & How
- Topic: We all Love A Moan, What Annoyed You Today...
- Replies: 79
- Views: 65498
Re: We all Love A Moan, What Annoyed You Today...
Two months now. Can't anything be done?Gearce wrote:This notice which keeps popping up every now and again while I am visiting this site.
- 20 Aug 2012, 05:38
- Forum: Fun & Jokes
- Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
- Replies: 4892
- Views: 576486
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Best blonde joke to date .. A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from the Gold Coast when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, 'Are you going to the Gold Coast?' 'Sure,' answered the blonde, 'do you need a lift ?' 'Not for me. I'll ...
- 12 Aug 2012, 07:26
- Forum: Fun & Jokes
- Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
- Replies: 4892
- Views: 576486
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
And this, ladies and gentle souls, is why I no longer drink in pubs At The Bar For Old Farts: Large font, and only two lines. I pointed to two old drunks across the bar from us and told my mate, " That'll be us in ten years." He said, " That's a mirror, ya silly bugger " :laugh5:
- 05 Aug 2012, 08:16
- Forum: What, Where, When, We, Who, Look & How
- Topic: We all Love A Moan, What Annoyed You Today...
- Replies: 79
- Views: 65498
Re: We all Love A Moan, What Annoyed You Today...
Beginning to get really annoying now.Gearce wrote:Gearce wrote:This notice which keeps popping up every now and again while I am visiting this site.
Happening more 'every now' than again. Most annoying
- 02 Aug 2012, 00:59
- Forum: General Miscellaneous Chat & Gossip
- Topic: Strange sayings??
- Replies: 10
- Views: 4006
Re: Strange sayings??
And all this time you thought it was just a vulgar expression (unless you're an ex matelot that is ) :wink: :wink: It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The storage method devised ...