OneGuyFromBarlick

Hi Gearce.

Forgot to put my thinking cap on last night. Sorry.

Just started dating an Italian bricklayer… It’s cement to be.

Dandy and Beano comic books
Tin can stilts
Oor Wullie and his pals and The Broons in the Sunday Post newspaper

Engine Engine Number 9 … A rhyme to figure out who will be "it". I dare say there would be many and various versions, but this is the one used where I lived in Scotland. Say the following as you point to each person: Engine, engine number 9. Runs along the bogey line. Toot, toot You’re oot...

10 reasons why men are lazy:
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Hi Gearce.

Another two for consideration
Thereign Zone
Tweechi Zone

And a real brain wracker …
Cheekychappie

Kick the can.

Hi Gearce.

Managed six.

Fellas Leap
Laffinootlood
Thistle Daemi
Sheknosukno
Amihsorih
Biskitsan Tea

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

Saturday nights. Dad getting the football results on the wireless ... nobody dared speak or there was trouble.

I recently decided to start writing poetry.

POETR

That’s enough for today.

BLUEBELL POLKA (Florence Stanley/Paddy Roberts) Pickin' a bluebell in the merry month of May, And suddenly I saw him strolling on his way, Pickin' a bluebell just the same as I was too, I thought I could be happy with a boy like you. And as he turned and smiled at me my heart stood still, I never kn...

Pennyworth of broken biscuits from the Co-op, and cracked eggs ... not over the counter of course.

Hi Gearce.

Beenzon Toast
Cheezon Toast
Jamon Toast

Scottish dance music with Jimmy Shand and his band. http://www.tablyricfm.com/artist-Jimmy-Shand-tab-Lyric-fm Scroll down and make your selection from the list on the left then click on the play button. If you don't want to listen to it but maybe some other, then just click the close button, click o...

I found this http://www.tablyricfm.com/Bonnie-Wee-Jeannie-McCol%2C-Ma-Bonnie-Wee-Lass%2C-Bee-Baw-Babbity%2C-Auntie-Mary%2C-Marty-McDougal%2C-Will-Ye-Come-Tae-Ma-Party-tab-Lyrics-fm-Tommy-Scott while Google-ing for memories of younger days in life. Being Scottish, my wife and I thoroughly enjoyed it....

The ice cream lady walked down the cinema aisle. The usherettes would appear at the interval and the knack was to time your scoot down the aisle to get in first for your tub of ice cream. The Coalman .... and the coal was delivered right to our coal bunker upstairs in a four-in-a-block building. Pen...

Yes Marilyn. All of these I remember well. Anyway, up to the last paragraph.

Put whisky on your lawn when it needs cutting......enabling the grass to come up half cut

The vault box in gym class. Came in five sections in either of two heights 1020mm height (3ft 4in) or 1270mm height 4ft 2in. Never could master it.

Hi Gearce.

All I could come up with yesterday. Some "jammy" ones ......

Ytiro Jam
Acro Jam
Bredan Jam
Citse Jam
Toastan Jam

...... But I'm still

5-Ingredient Dinner viewtopic.php?f=144&t=14730

Try this for dinner. Quick and easy.
Click on the picture to enlarge.

Hi Gearce.

Only two this time.

Notionanigans
Grahndeeohsoh