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For the first time ever we could see the end of May before the end of April ?

" and give them the benefit of a small warm glow!" The reverse, where i served my time, not jail, we had a fitter nicknamed Snuffy from his habit, as a group but individually we would walk past his workbench and tell him in different forms that he wasn't looking well with in an hour he wou...

I also used one,it was for a down to earth job in the house

Ian i assume you got a couple of quid from me last month ? Tony

Tombstone epitaphs 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who like...

Stanley an interesting site for "old" things http://www.junktionantiques.co.uk/galle ... es-Engines

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. The first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who is the boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realizing his employer won't be best pleased, he disposes ...

How Would You Describe Couple Sex? Image For How Would You Describe Couple Sex Joke An 8 year old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him “Grandpa what is couple sex?” The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old en...

Morning Sex, It’s All About The Timing! My wife was standing in the kitchen preparing our usual eggs, bacon, and toast for breakfast and wearing only the t-shirt that she normally sleeps in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said in a hurried tone, “You’ve got to make love to me thi...

I lived at Victoria on the A 616 about 8 miles from Huddersfield & 12 miles from Sheffield, at nearby Gatehead there was a disused colliery and on the tip were many Ammonite fossils, as a young school boy it fascinated me that at sometime in the past that part of England must have been under wat...

So far so good

I hope you relate your army time in the manner of Spike Millington !!

Old Rugby Players Never Die ... Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved rugby all our lives, and we played rugby on Saturdays together for so many years. Please ...

Stanley, did you ever come across 6 jaw chucks ? https://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/tls/ ... 18489.html

Years ago i worked next door to a unit that made and filled little sachets of shampoo, the guy running it bought 45 gal drums of Teepol, Shell i think?, he made a small fortune on each drum he used, an aside i once worked in a pilot plant laboratory, the senior chemist told me that to make detergent...

More surface area for freezing

Paddy & Mick go to London to donate sperm, it was a disaster, Mick missed the tube and Paddy came on the bus

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Scroll to the description of "truing a fly wheel " the use of the word, fudging ?

by Stanley » Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:52 am
Re the picture of a waggon and horses, is it an optical illusion or are the wheel rims beveled and if so why ?,

I wonder, did he actually say "Kiss me Hardy"?

My father reckoned that he actually said "kismet Hardy" = gods will

Stanley, how about this for you next project, you could base the doll on yourself ?
https://www.chonday.com/15454/the-writer-automaton/

THE OIL PATCH WARRIORS OF WORLD WAR II Seventy-five years ago this month, a Band of Roughnecks went abroad on a top secret mission into Robin Hood's stomping grounds to punch oil wells to help fuel England's war machines. It's a story that should make any oilman or woman proud. The year was 1943 and...

We pay .90 euro /m3. with a standing charge of 90 euro / yr, our daily average is less than .2/ m3. So far we have not exceeded our standing charge, that is with two OAP in the house, we must be scruffy buggers.

how do grossly obese people wipe their bottoms? In a similar vein many years ago i fell two stories through a hole cut into a cotton mill being converted, amongst the injuries i had both wrists broken and finished up in plaster above both elbows, it made wiping a bit of a contortionist act, when ask...

BBC news today, Raynauds disease, accentuated by cold weather. As a young lad in Yorkshire lakin out in't cowd weather if i felt nesh and went indoors to warm missen ad get "hot aches" as my hands thawed out, was this a form of Raynauds ?