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by Bodger
01 Mar 2021, 06:47
Forum: What, Where, When, We, Who, Look & How
Topic: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?
Replies: 12828
Views: 671986

Re: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?

My wife was cremated 1 yr ago, we have 4 daughters who each had a share of their mothers ashes that have been dispersed as follows, , under a oak sapling in Co. Meath, under a rose bush in Co. Cavan,, spread in a graveyard Co. Galway, & spread in a nearby graveyard, she expressed the wish not to be ...
by Bodger
28 Feb 2021, 06:53
Forum: Puzzles & Quizzes
Topic: MYSTERY OBJECTS
Replies: 14167
Views: 622741

Re: MYSTERY OBJECTS

Caulking tool
by Bodger
20 Feb 2021, 06:08
Forum: Puzzles & Quizzes
Topic: MYSTERY OBJECTS
Replies: 14167
Views: 622741

Re: MYSTERY OBJECTS

Perpetual motion water wheel pumps it's own water
by Bodger
18 Feb 2021, 06:32
Forum: Puzzles & Quizzes
Topic: MYSTERY OBJECTS
Replies: 14167
Views: 622741

Re: MYSTERY OBJECTS

Donkey Stones ?
by Bodger
15 Feb 2021, 07:14
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 2216
Views: 135512

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems okay but after a while sh...
by Bodger
09 Feb 2021, 15:24
Forum: What, Where, When, We, Who, Look & How
Topic: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?
Replies: 12828
Views: 671986

Re: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?

Just a heads up on the previous, it was a 3 legged obstacle race , the first one was in the early 1980s, one of the features of the race was to stop at each of the 15 bars in the town and drink a pint in turn at each one, my partner and i did it in under 40 mins and didn't win, we were bet by under ...
by Bodger
09 Feb 2021, 14:27
Forum: What, Where, When, We, Who, Look & How
Topic: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?
Replies: 12828
Views: 671986

Re: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?

Watch 3.00 to 5.00 me doing a rendition at a local pub derby mid 1990s
by Bodger
02 Feb 2021, 06:42
Forum: General Miscellaneous Chat & Gossip
Topic: DIALECT AND WORD MEANINGS
Replies: 3085
Views: 224182

Re: DIALECT AND WORD MEANINGS

Am i right in thinking there is /was a word addle ie. to earn , addle some brass ?
by Bodger
30 Jan 2021, 06:54
Forum: General Miscellaneous Chat & Gossip
Topic: TIZER'S SCIENCE NEWS
Replies: 1885
Views: 137085

Re: TIZER'S SCIENCE NEWS

"periodic table"Regular reading for females ?
by Bodger
20 Jan 2021, 06:46
Forum: General Miscellaneous Chat & Gossip
Topic: DIALECT AND WORD MEANINGS
Replies: 3085
Views: 224182

Re: DIALECT AND WORD MEANINGS

A word used around the Holmfirth area 1940s for sandwich " phonetic" Shauf, Shawve. ie. a jam shawve
by Bodger
18 Jan 2021, 07:45
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 2216
Views: 135512

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

A dying husband in a hospital bed asks his wife, "Our seventh child always looked different from the other six. Did he have a different father?"
His wife, crying uncontrollably answers, "Yes."
He asks, "Who's is it?"
His wife replies, "Yours!"
by Bodger
17 Jan 2021, 07:31
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 2216
Views: 135512

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Ian, I enjoyed that. Tony
by Bodger
17 Jan 2021, 07:14
Forum: Puzzles & Quizzes
Topic: MYSTERY OBJECTS
Replies: 14167
Views: 622741

Re: MYSTERY OBJECTS

Brimham , Nidderdale ? 1947 my school in Hazelhead, Yorks. offered pupils a chance to go on a 4 week outdoor holiday at Pately Bridge, my father thought it was a good idea and coughed up the money, it was a time i have never forgot , hard but enjoyable, cross country running, rock scrambling up runn...
by Bodger
15 Jan 2021, 06:20
Forum: Puzzles & Quizzes
Topic: MYSTERY OBJECTS
Replies: 14167
Views: 622741

Re: MYSTERY OBJECTS

Brimham , Nidderdale ?
by Bodger
08 Jan 2021, 06:47
Forum: Puzzles & Quizzes
Topic: MYSTERY OBJECTS
Replies: 14167
Views: 622741

Re: MYSTERY OBJECTS

My step father had TB, and i recall having x rays in a converted coach that used to visit our area Holmfirth on regular visits in the 1950s
by Bodger
04 Jan 2021, 06:58
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 2216
Views: 135512

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with the females. He hired a French guy who didn't speak English, but was a very good worker: After the first day, they had successfully castrated 14 sheep a...
by Bodger
01 Jan 2021, 13:22
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 2216
Views: 135512

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

A man in Melbourne walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter. The boy says to his manage...
by Bodger
30 Dec 2020, 07:17
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 2216
Views: 135512

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

One Monday morning a postman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had on...
by Bodger
16 Dec 2020, 06:35
Forum: Puzzles & Quizzes
Topic: MYSTERY OBJECTS
Replies: 14167
Views: 622741

Re: MYSTERY OBJECTS

It came from France ?
by Bodger
13 Dec 2020, 16:17
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 2216
Views: 135512

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

I may have posted before A young Irish man called Paddy wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Donegal and he lived in Kerry . Paddy consulted with his sister and decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of...
by Bodger
04 Dec 2020, 07:00
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 2216
Views: 135512

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Now, there have long been rumours that Jesus visited England, though many believe that this isn't true. However, they would be wrong, because, though it's little-known, in fact he visited Skegness with his disciples. They were walking along the beach, discussing Godly things, World Peace and the lik...
by Bodger
30 Nov 2020, 11:21
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 2216
Views: 135512

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

An Engineer dies.. and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?"...

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