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by Bodger
24 Mar 2019, 19:26
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 1040
Views: 88026

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Tombstone epitaphs 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who like...
by Bodger
28 Feb 2019, 08:27
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 1040
Views: 88026

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. The first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who is the boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realizing his employer won't be best pleased, he disposes ...
by Bodger
27 Feb 2019, 08:18
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 1040
Views: 88026

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

How Would You Describe Couple Sex? Image For How Would You Describe Couple Sex Joke An 8 year old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him “Grandpa what is couple sex?” The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old en...
by Bodger
27 Feb 2019, 08:15
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 1040
Views: 88026

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Morning Sex, It’s All About The Timing! My wife was standing in the kitchen preparing our usual eggs, bacon, and toast for breakfast and wearing only the t-shirt that she normally sleeps in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said in a hurried tone, “You’ve got to make love to me thi...
by Bodger
23 Feb 2019, 08:31
Forum: Puzzles & Quizzes
Topic: MYSTERY OBJECTS
Replies: 9571
Views: 425724

Re: MYSTERY OBJECTS

I lived at Victoria on the A 616 about 8 miles from Huddersfield & 12 miles from Sheffield, at nearby Gatehead there was a disused colliery and on the tip were many Ammonite fossils, as a young school boy it fascinated me that at sometime in the past that part of England must have been under water !
by Bodger
15 Feb 2019, 07:44
Forum: National Service
Topic: National Service
Replies: 53
Views: 827

Re: National Service

So far so good
by Bodger
14 Feb 2019, 08:17
Forum: Nostalgia
Topic: THE FLATLEY DRYER
Replies: 2996
Views: 165715

Re: THE FLATLEY DRYER

I hope you relate your army time in the manner of Spike Millington !!
by Bodger
13 Feb 2019, 08:30
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 1040
Views: 88026

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Old Rugby Players Never Die ... Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved rugby all our lives, and we played rugby on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me...
by Bodger
12 Feb 2019, 09:04
Forum: Crafts
Topic: Shed Matters 3
Replies: 299
Views: 11742

Re: Shed Matters 3

Stanley, did you ever come across 6 jaw chucks ? https://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/tls/ ... 18489.html
by Bodger
12 Feb 2019, 08:57
Forum: Nostalgia
Topic: HOUSEHOLD TIPS NOT FOUND IN WOMAN'S WEEKLY
Replies: 3104
Views: 156353

Re: HOUSEHOLD TIPS NOT FOUND IN WOMAN'S WEEKLY

Years ago i worked next door to a unit that made and filled little sachets of shampoo, the guy running it bought 45 gal drums of Teepol, Shell i think?, he made a small fortune on each drum he used, an aside i once worked in a pilot plant laboratory, the senior chemist told me that to make detergent...
by Bodger
12 Feb 2019, 08:41
Forum: Puzzles & Quizzes
Topic: MYSTERY OBJECTS
Replies: 9571
Views: 425724

Re: MYSTERY OBJECTS

More surface area for freezing
by Bodger
11 Feb 2019, 10:43
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 1040
Views: 88026

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Paddy & Mick go to London to donate sperm, it was a disaster, Mick missed the tube and Paddy came on the bus
by Bodger
10 Feb 2019, 09:33
Forum: General Miscellaneous Chat & Gossip
Topic: DIALECT AND WORD MEANINGS
Replies: 2369
Views: 168663

Re: DIALECT AND WORD MEANINGS

https://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id= ... 7;size=150

Scroll to the description of "truing a fly wheel " the use of the word, fudging ?
by Bodger
10 Feb 2019, 09:21
Forum: Local History Topics
Topic: FORGOTTEN CORNERS
Replies: 3708
Views: 251962

Re: FORGOTTEN CORNERS

by Stanley » Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:52 am
Re the picture of a waggon and horses, is it an optical illusion or are the wheel rims beveled and if so why ?,
by Bodger
10 Feb 2019, 09:17
Forum: Miscellaneous History Topics
Topic: Marine Engineers
Replies: 297
Views: 45003

Re: Marine Engineers

I wonder, did he actually say "Kiss me Hardy"?

My father reckoned that he actually said "kismet Hardy" = gods will
by Bodger
09 Feb 2019, 09:59
Forum: What, Where, When, We, Who, Look & How
Topic: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?
Replies: 9776
Views: 481066

Re: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?

Stanley, how about this for you next project, you could base the doll on yourself ?
https://www.chonday.com/15454/the-writer-automaton/
by Bodger
07 Feb 2019, 09:45
Forum: What, Where, When, We, Who, Look & How
Topic: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?
Replies: 9776
Views: 481066

Re: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?

THE OIL PATCH WARRIORS OF WORLD WAR II Seventy-five years ago this month, a Band of Roughnecks went abroad on a top secret mission into Robin Hood's stomping grounds to punch oil wells to help fuel England's war machines. It's a story that should make any oilman or woman proud. The year was 1943 and...
by Bodger
07 Feb 2019, 08:50
Forum: What, Where, When, We, Who, Look & How
Topic: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?
Replies: 9776
Views: 481066

Re: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?

We pay .90 euro /m3. with a standing charge of 90 euro / yr, our daily average is less than .2/ m3. So far we have not exceeded our standing charge, that is with two OAP in the house, we must be scruffy buggers.
by Bodger
05 Feb 2019, 08:59
Forum: Nostalgia
Topic: HOUSEHOLD TIPS NOT FOUND IN WOMAN'S WEEKLY
Replies: 3104
Views: 156353

Re: HOUSEHOLD TIPS NOT FOUND IN WOMAN'S WEEKLY

how do grossly obese people wipe their bottoms? In a similar vein many years ago i fell two stories through a hole cut into a cotton mill being converted, amongst the injuries i had both wrists broken and finished up in plaster above both elbows, it made wiping a bit of a contortionist act, when ask...
by Bodger
05 Feb 2019, 08:47
Forum: General Miscellaneous Chat & Gossip
Topic: DIALECT AND WORD MEANINGS
Replies: 2369
Views: 168663

Re: DIALECT AND WORD MEANINGS

BBC news today, Raynauds disease, accentuated by cold weather. As a young lad in Yorkshire lakin out in't cowd weather if i felt nesh and went indoors to warm missen ad get "hot aches" as my hands thawed out, was this a form of Raynauds ?
by Bodger
05 Feb 2019, 08:41
Forum: Nostalgia
Topic: THE FLATLEY DRYER
Replies: 2996
Views: 165715

Re: THE FLATLEY DRYER

I recall my owd fella taking Phylosan ? fortifies the over forties !
by Bodger
04 Feb 2019, 09:02
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 1040
Views: 88026

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

"Shalom Hymie. Sorry to hear about your factory burning down."
Hymie, not to worry i was insured, hows your business Eli ?
Eli, not bad, i had a flood and got paid out from the insurance
Hymie Eli how do you start a flood ?
by Bodger
01 Feb 2019, 08:28
Forum: Nostalgia
Topic: THE FLATLEY DRYER
Replies: 2996
Views: 165715

Re: THE FLATLEY DRYER

70+ years ago winter driving, in the boot, skid chains, a bag of ashes, and a shovel, can't recall too many cars being stuck if the driver used his / her head.
by Bodger
28 Jan 2019, 08:51
Forum: Puzzles & Quizzes
Topic: MYSTERY OBJECTS
Replies: 9571
Views: 425724

Re: MYSTERY OBJECTS

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