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by Bodger
22 Nov 2020, 07:24
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 1974
Views: 112230

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

A man goes to the Optician for his annual eye test. The Optician puts a contraption on his face ,and asks him what he can see. "I see empty Airports and empty Football grounds" he says. " I see closed theatres , closed pubs, closed Restaurants " That's perfect says the Optician, you've got 2020 visi...
by Bodger
21 Nov 2020, 06:46
Forum: Puzzles & Quizzes
Topic: MYSTERY OBJECTS
Replies: 13461
Views: 513370

Re: MYSTERY OBJECTS

Pitch ?
by Bodger
19 Nov 2020, 18:39
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 1974
Views: 112230

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Many years, oh! so many, I met a wonderful girl in the Swan in Ruislip our first date was at a cricket match at Bessingby park. We had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me — it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sis...
by Bodger
19 Nov 2020, 07:02
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 1974
Views: 112230

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

An elderly couple, who had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "I...
by Bodger
18 Nov 2020, 07:44
Forum: What, Where, When, We, Who, Look & How
Topic: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?
Replies: 12390
Views: 567248

Re: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?

Trumpesque from another post :- A Trump campaign lawyer admitted before a federal judge on Thursday that observers for the campaign were allowed to watch ballot canvassing in Philadelphia, after they claimed in court and the President's supporters alleged they were being deprived unfairly. But the f...
by Bodger
11 Nov 2020, 06:48
Forum: General Miscellaneous Chat & Gossip
Topic: DIALECT AND WORD MEANINGS
Replies: 2999
Views: 196876

Re: DIALECT AND WORD MEANINGS

Bogie /Bogey , In the Holmfirth area in my childhood this could be a home made form of transport (steering bolt hole drilled with a red hot poker) or a semi solid mucous found in ones nasal aperture
by Bodger
11 Nov 2020, 06:42
Forum: Puzzles & Quizzes
Topic: MYSTERY OBJECTS
Replies: 13461
Views: 513370

Re: MYSTERY OBJECTS

spool from a valve ?
by Bodger
06 Nov 2020, 15:45
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 1974
Views: 112230

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids - I just don't get it.' 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?' 'Politi...
by Bodger
06 Nov 2020, 15:18
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 1974
Views: 112230

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

The Lawyer with 12 kids A lawyer, who had a wife and12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he said, he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him becau...
by Bodger
04 Nov 2020, 09:02
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 1974
Views: 112230

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and...
by Bodger
02 Nov 2020, 08:51
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 1974
Views: 112230

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

An old one:- A Yorkshireman walks into a vet:
“Summat up wi’ t’cat.”
Vet: “Is it a tom?”
Yorkshireman: “Nah, it’s ‘ere, int basket.”
by Bodger
02 Nov 2020, 06:52
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 1974
Views: 112230

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

A guy goes into his local bank and says to the manager, "I'd like to borrow £100,000 to open a cheese factory in Cheshire. It's gonna be great." " Hold on a minute", says the bank manager. "There's already a company called Cheshire Cheese - you're gonna have to come up with something better than tha...
by Bodger
30 Oct 2020, 11:46
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 1974
Views: 112230

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead...
by Bodger
30 Oct 2020, 06:13
Forum: Puzzles & Quizzes
Topic: MYSTERY OBJECTS
Replies: 13461
Views: 513370

Re: MYSTERY OBJECTS

In court or police station ?
by Bodger
29 Oct 2020, 08:09
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 1974
Views: 112230

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

I may have posted this before A young woman started work in the Village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The Chemist was going on holiday for a couple of days, and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own. She had to confide in him her worrie...
by Bodger
28 Oct 2020, 06:49
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 1974
Views: 112230

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Stanley, something to look forward to. Three old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out, 'Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!' The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess my age!’ One of the Grandm...
by Bodger
17 Oct 2020, 07:26
Forum: Current Affairs & Comment
Topic: MEDICAL MATTERS
Replies: 5224
Views: 230200

Re: MEDICAL MATTERS

I am living in what is currently the worse place in Ireland, Ballyjamesduff Co. Cavan for covid19, i am in theory trapped in my own house, no visitors etc, but i have 2 dogs, 2 cats and a donkey so i'm not lonely conversations are limited though
by Bodger
15 Oct 2020, 06:37
Forum: What, Where, When, We, Who, Look & How
Topic: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?
Replies: 12390
Views: 567248

Re: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?

Stanley, how about this for a shed job ?, would love to see the lathe that machined it https://www.practicalmachinist.com/vb/a ... -a-383018/
by Bodger
07 Oct 2020, 13:36
Forum: What, Where, When, We, Who, Look & How
Topic: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?
Replies: 12390
Views: 567248

Re: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?

My Heritage genealogy site, i put my tree on there and have loaded some photos on to my tree, but i keep getting "an error occurred please try later" message, doing a check on the photos loaded and the ones where the error appears it would see that %0 KB (?) is accepted, but anything over that cause...
by Bodger
07 Oct 2020, 06:13
Forum: Fun & Jokes
Topic: Old fashioned clean jokes
Replies: 1974
Views: 112230

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who...
by Bodger
28 Sep 2020, 11:42
Forum: What, Where, When, We, Who, Look & How
Topic: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?
Replies: 12390
Views: 567248

Re: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?

I was surprised by the amount of Scandinavian but i have a reason for searching, at one of our daughters marriage in 1990 i was asked by an old family friend of my parents(who were divorced) whether i had ever found anything about a son who my father had sired in Denmark at the end of the war, i had...
by Bodger
28 Sep 2020, 08:16
Forum: What, Where, When, We, Who, Look & How
Topic: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?
Replies: 12390
Views: 567248

Re: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?

hat’s interesting Bodger, where do your parents and grandparents hail from? Me Sheffield Sheffield / Keighley Sheffield / Sheffield Keighley / Keighley India / Surrey Scotland / Yorkshire Derbys / Keighley Malton / Malton Note the India, John Riley he was in the Queens Lancers his father was a farri...
by Bodger
27 Sep 2020, 16:04
Forum: What, Where, When, We, Who, Look & How
Topic: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?
Replies: 12390
Views: 567248

Re: WHAT ATTRACTED YOUR ATTENTION TODAY?

Nowt to do do with tortoises, i received my DNA results, i am 47.1 % Scandinavian,45.2 % English, & 7.7% Greek & South Italian, and i always thought i was Yorkshire born & bred ?. This is out of nearly 8,000 "matches" my nearest connection is 1st cousin twice removed, 2nd cousin twice removed , now ...

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