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Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 24 Dec 2017, 04:39
by Stanley
Latest reports are that the Aardvark and a couple of Meerkats died in the blaze.

Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 24 Dec 2017, 10:02
by Tizer
That's sad. When I posted a humorous comment I'd thought the only problem was an escaped aardvaark. It was only later that I heard more details.

Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 24 Dec 2017, 19:34
by Tripps
The news gets worse. . .

Four meerkats that were 'killed' in a fire at London Zoo were brothers.
Robbie, Norman, Billy and Nigel are still missing and are presumed dead, Dominic Jermey, director general for the Zoological Society of London, said today. Misha, a nine-year-old aardvark, died in her sleep after suffering from smoke inhalation, an initial post-mortem has found.

Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 25 Dec 2017, 04:13
by Stanley
An alternative version is that she burned to death. That was the coroner's verdict on my son in law Harry when his lungs were found to be full of smoke after the Jandakot plane crash.....

Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 25 Dec 2017, 11:38
by Tizer
Tripps wrote: 24 Dec 2017, 19:34 Robbie, Norman, Billy and Nigel are still missing and are presumed dead, Dominic Jermey, director general for the Zoological Society of London, said today.
At first I thought Dominic Jermey was a reference to two more meerkats. It must be difficult to distinguish between staff and inmates at the zoo.

Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 25 Dec 2017, 12:48
by plaques
To misquote Bismarck '" Leaving the EU is like committing suicide for the fear of death".

Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 26 Dec 2017, 04:37
by Stanley
:good:

Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 26 Dec 2017, 10:11
by Tizer
plaques wrote: 25 Dec 2017, 12:48 To misquote Bismarck '" Leaving the EU is like committing suicide for the fear of death".
Interesting. I've just seen a Daily Mail front page where they're criticising people like me who want to stop Brexit. My response would be "If you saw a man about to throw himself off a bridge wouldn't you try and stop him?"

Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 26 Dec 2017, 11:14
by plaques
In one of the Richard Dawkins debates with Creationists one of the replies was "if you were choking would you prefer someone to carry out the Heimlich maneuver or pray for you?"

Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 27 Dec 2017, 03:52
by Stanley
I regard criticism by the Daily Mail as a badge of honour......

Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 31 Dec 2017, 09:44
by Tizer
Reading a Terry Pratchett novel. One scene is set in the market place of a desert town and a man is wandering amongst the crowd selling snacks from a tray. One of his delicacies is `long-past-their-sell-by dates'. :smile:

Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 01 Jan 2018, 04:18
by Stanley
They usually taste better......

Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 03 Jan 2018, 19:39
by Tripps
"Mrs May said the health service is better prepared than ever before, during a visit to Wokingham today."

After cancelling all elective surgery for the next four weeks - a move Jeremy Hunt said was evidence of better planning this year, since patients had been given more notice of the cancellations than last year.

Good grief - how can anyone say stuff like this?

I may have to redefine my definition of 'spin'. :smile:

Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 04 Jan 2018, 03:13
by Stanley
I had the same reaction David. "Safe in our hands".

Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 04 Jan 2018, 11:00
by Tizer
Tripps wrote: 03 Jan 2018, 19:39 Good grief - how can anyone say stuff like this?
The Emperor's got new clothes! :smile:

Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 05 Jan 2018, 04:25
by Stanley
Two quotes that spring to mind.....
"Liar liar pants on fire"
"Man is the most invasive species on the planet"

Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 07 Jan 2018, 10:27
by Tizer
A cartoon in one of today's newspapers shows lemmings jumping off a cliff and one of them is saying `I got promoted in the reshuffle'.

Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 07 Jan 2018, 11:06
by PanBiker
Ha :biggrin2: It would be great if it was all of them. :laugh5: :smile:

Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 08 Jan 2018, 04:12
by Stanley
Dream on.......

Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 14 Jan 2018, 10:25
by Tizer
From Bob's Bits...
`My family got the first TV on the block in 1950, a 16” Magnavox with a “color converter” attachment that never functioned (except occasionally in electrical storms).' :smile:

Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 20 Jan 2018, 11:23
by Tripps
From the Guardian - I just crossed Jamaica of my 'to do' list.
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"Jamaica Constabulary’s force police commissioner, George Quallo, told the Jamaica Information Service 335 murders were recorded in St James Parish in 2017, almost twice as many as the other parishes."

Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 21 Jan 2018, 04:36
by Stanley
A friend of mine was murdered in Trinidad Tripps. Sensible move! See THIS for a report of Lynette's death. She worked at Granada and lived in Altrincham when I knew her.

Image

Lynette visiting at Addingham in 1987. A lovely woman, such a shame.

Re. the TVs, does anyone remember the huge magnifying lens that were popular at one time for the small TV screens?

Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 25 Jan 2018, 19:11
by Tripps
I've been going through my 'cuttings' in my digital scrapbook - I like this one -

Quote from either Socrates or Eleanor Roosevelt. Take your pick.

Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 27 Jan 2018, 04:13
by Stanley
"America First!" D Trump Esq.

Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY. TRIPPS ORIGINAL

Posted: 27 Jan 2018, 11:12
by Tripps
A bit stark? To put into context . . . :smile:


President Donald Trump has told global finance leaders he will always put the US first when it comes to trade, but "that does not mean America alone". "The US is open for business," he said in his inaugural address to the World Economic Forum in Davos on Friday.