Two great white sharks swimmimg in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.
"Follow me son" the father shark said to
the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times
with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.
"Well done,son! Now we swim around
them a few times with all of our
fins showing." And they did.
"Now we eat eveybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son
asked, "Dad why didn't we just
ear them all at first? Why did we swim around them?"
His father replied, "Because they taste better without the sh*t inside!"
No need to thank me,I just try to learn
something new every day.
WHY SHARKS CIRCLE YOU BEFORE ATTING...
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