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Daily Thought

Post by chinatyke » 07 Jan 2015, 13:24

A lighthearted daily thought.

I posted the first one in the clean jokes:

Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by LizG » 08 Jan 2015, 00:03

I like that. Even reading it made me smile.
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Post by chinatyke » 08 Jan 2015, 04:12

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

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Post by Stanley » 08 Jan 2015, 04:21

:grin:
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by chinatyke » 09 Jan 2015, 00:46

Never take laxatives and sleeping tablets together.

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by Cathy » 10 Jan 2015, 04:55

Might sound simple but think about it...
All that now exists was once imagined.
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here. :)

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Post by Marilyn » 10 Jan 2015, 05:05

( or could have been prevented by an ounce of rubber....)

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by Cathy » 10 Jan 2015, 09:17

And I thought we might get serious for a moment, silly me.
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here. :)

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Post by Marilyn » 10 Jan 2015, 09:47

:imsorry:

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Post by chinatyke » 10 Jan 2015, 23:34

You only need 2 tools in life - WD40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by chinatyke » 12 Jan 2015, 03:15

Save water and energy, take a bath with a neighbour.

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by chinatyke » 13 Jan 2015, 00:09

Why don’t women lift the toilet seat up when they've finished?

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by Marilyn » 13 Jan 2015, 11:10

It saves time, China, because we will be back in 5 mins!

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by chinatyke » 13 Jan 2015, 12:14

I'll give another irreverent thought tomorrow for those who live in female dominated households!

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by chinatyke » 14 Jan 2015, 01:01

Men: Avoid arguments with the females about leaving the toilet seat up by using the sink.

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by Marilyn » 14 Jan 2015, 03:24

...but only if you want to find yourself homeless! :laugh5:

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by Cathy » 14 Jan 2015, 12:32

Women who seek equality with men lack ambition. :grin:
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here. :)

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by Marilyn » 14 Jan 2015, 14:12

True
( are you saying we should aim higher than the hand basin? Oh I do enjoy a challenge!)

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by chinatyke » 15 Jan 2015, 02:19

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Source: US Census Bureau, International Database.

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by chinatyke » 16 Jan 2015, 01:01

Never share a 2-man tent with a vegetarian.

[From personal experience]

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by Marilyn » 17 Jan 2015, 05:43

At least you can get a bit of air through a canvas tent. I think you would suffer more trying to share an Anderson Shelter!

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by chinatyke » 17 Jan 2015, 06:13

Marilyn wrote:At least you can get a bit of air through a canvas tent. I think you would suffer more trying to share an Anderson Shelter!
At least you can sleep with your head outside the tent flap, as I did.

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by chinatyke » 17 Jan 2015, 07:05

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by Marilyn » 17 Jan 2015, 07:13

At least you can sleep with your head outside the tent flap, as I did.[/quote]

I would have made him sleep with his butt out the tent flap instead.in fact, I would have put a tent peg through his clothing and well into the ground to keep it there.
I once threatened to put my ( then) teenage son out of the car and deposit him beside the road to walk home. He thought it a great joke until I pulled over. We still have a laugh about it today...

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by David Whipp » 17 Jan 2015, 08:53

Good job I'm not in your homes (or tents...).

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