Daily Thought

[chinatyke]

A lighthearted daily thought.

I posted the first one in the clean jokes:

Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

[LizG]

I like that. Even reading it made me smile.

[chinatyke]

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

[Stanley]

[chinatyke]

Never take laxatives and sleeping tablets together.

[Cathy]

Might sound simple but think about it...
All that now exists was once imagined.

[Marilyn]

( or could have been prevented by an ounce of rubber....)

[Cathy]

And I thought we might get serious for a moment, silly me.

[Marilyn]

[chinatyke]

You only need 2 tools in life - WD40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.

[chinatyke]

Save water and energy, take a bath with a neighbour.

[chinatyke]

Why don’t women lift the toilet seat up when they've finished?

[Marilyn]

It saves time, China, because we will be back in 5 mins!

[chinatyke]

I'll give another irreverent thought tomorrow for those who live in female dominated households!

[chinatyke]

Men: Avoid arguments with the females about leaving the toilet seat up by using the sink.

[Marilyn]

...but only if you want to find yourself homeless!

[Cathy]

Women who seek equality with men lack ambition.

[Marilyn]

True
( are you saying we should aim higher than the hand basin? Oh I do enjoy a challenge!)

[chinatyke]

Source: US Census Bureau, International Database.

[chinatyke]

Never share a 2-man tent with a vegetarian.

[From personal experience]

[Marilyn]

At least you can get a bit of air through a canvas tent. I think you would suffer more trying to share an Anderson Shelter!

[chinatyke]

At least you can get a bit of air through a canvas tent. I think you would suffer more trying to share an Anderson Shelter!

At least you can sleep with your head outside the tent flap, as I did.

[chinatyke]

Source: Annual statistics, American Cancer Society

[Marilyn]

At least you can sleep with your head outside the tent flap, as I did.[/quote]

I would have made him sleep with his butt out the tent flap instead.in fact, I would have put a tent peg through his clothing and well into the ground to keep it there.
I once threatened to put my ( then) teenage son out of the car and deposit him beside the road to walk home. He thought it a great joke until I pulled over. We still have a laugh about it today...

[David Whipp]

Good job I'm not in your homes (or tents...).