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Re: Daily Thought

Post by Marilyn » 09 Feb 2015, 06:40

Mazfucious say " Covered scrotum no attract Mosquito"

( but you can spray area with agent orange instead if desired)

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Post by chinatyke » 10 Feb 2015, 04:00

"You are the master of your own ship, pal. There are lots of people who fall into troubled waters and don't have the guts or the knowledge or the ability to make it to shore. They have nobody to blame but themselves." - Evil Knievel

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Post by chinatyke » 11 Feb 2015, 02:19

chinatyke wrote:"You are the master of your own ship, pal. There are lots of people who fall into troubled waters and don't have the guts or the knowledge or the ability to make it to shore. They have nobody to blame but themselves." - Evil Knievel

'There is nothing to worry about.' - Loudspeaker announcement in several languages on Costa Concordia when it started listing.

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by Cathy » 11 Feb 2015, 08:35

I worry about you China
If you get to the end of your rope, hang onto the rope.
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here. :)

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Post by chinatyke » 11 Feb 2015, 15:05

Cathy wrote:I worry about you China
Gee, thanks, Cathy. :grin:

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Post by chinatyke » 12 Feb 2015, 03:50

"I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK ... they know me here." - Cathy

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by LizG » 12 Feb 2015, 07:26

I love that Cathy.
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Post by Cathy » 12 Feb 2015, 12:10

Thanks Liz, something else that relates to me is 'Cathy Time', I tend to have a different time-clock to most people, just ask Marilyn hehe :-)
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here. :)

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Post by PanBiker » 12 Feb 2015, 14:51

One thing that puzzles me Cathy is who are "they"?
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Post by Marilyn » 13 Feb 2015, 00:48

There is nowt wrong with CathyWorld...nice place to visit.
It's the CathyTime I have to consider sometimes. I am early to rise/early to bed, but Cazza prefers to get up late and stay up late.
But there is plenty of overlap time in our schedules. I have just learnt not too turn up at her doorstep too early.
I can be quite annoying because I bounce out of bed firing on all pistons in the mornings too, whereas Cazza prefers to wake each brain cell up individually, gradually massaging them into life in their own good time.
Good thing really that we don't have to share a house or bedroom because I think we would kill each other.

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Post by chinatyke » 13 Feb 2015, 04:17

The other one that makes me laugh is:

I'm a self made man who worships his creator. - Nolic

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Post by Cathy » 13 Feb 2015, 06:45

I love Colin's too and Stanley's.
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here. :)

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Post by Sue » 13 Feb 2015, 07:55

I always laugh when people lose things and then say

ITS ALWAYS IN THE LAST PLACE I LOOKED...
of course it is, why would you carry on searching if you have found the object!
If you keep searching you will find it

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by Marilyn » 13 Feb 2015, 09:15

:laugh5: Hubby found his sunglasses today...they had been missing since last Saturday...they were in the garage.

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Post by chinatyke » 15 Feb 2015, 06:16

One from the God botherers:

...So do not worry about tomorrow; for tomorrow will care for itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. [Matthew 6:24]

Can anyone of you by worrying add a single hour to your life?
[Matthew 6:27]

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Post by chinatyke » 16 Feb 2015, 03:26

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And 64 BILLION tons of greenhouse gas emissions.

Source details: read this

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Post by PanBiker » 16 Feb 2015, 09:38

And in the case of the nukes, thousands of tons of irradiated waste and toxic by products that we don't know what to do with other than bury it or use it for nuclear weapons. Happy days.
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Post by chinatyke » 17 Feb 2015, 00:54

PanBiker wrote:And in the case of the nukes, thousands of tons of irradiated waste and toxic by products that we don't know what to do with other than bury it or use it for nuclear weapons. Happy days.
There is plenty of natural radiation in the Earth, so the waste from the nuclear industry is justifiable IMHO.

It’s nothing on a big ship.

One of the sayings we used when things went slightly wrong or to justify our actions, probably could apply to the nuke industry. :laugh5:

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Post by PanBiker » 17 Feb 2015, 09:25

Oh dear, none so blind.
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Re: Daily Thought

Post by Marilyn » 17 Feb 2015, 09:51

Love you dearly, China...but have to agree with Panbiker on this one...

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by chinatyke » 17 Feb 2015, 14:52

I think the billions of tonnes of plastic waste in the oceans are more worrying. One thing is for sure, there is only one Earth and we should be looking after it better than we do. And now we are contaminating the area around our planet with space junk in the same way.

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by Marilyn » 18 Feb 2015, 01:53

agreed...

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by chinatyke » 18 Feb 2015, 03:56

"The problem with socialism is that eventually, you run out of other people’s money" - attributed to Margaret Thatcher.

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Re: Daily Thought

Post by PanBiker » 18 Feb 2015, 14:51

Not if you invest it in the right place.

Any particular reason for the oversize emboldened typeface in your post?
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Re: Daily Thought

Post by plaques » 18 Feb 2015, 18:02

A stockbroker is someone who invests your money until its gone!

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