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Old fashioned clean jokes
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How true Ken but I have never seen that as a problem....Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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So clever....
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Not a problem that affects me....
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Trouble is some people live like that!
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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May I borrow your cockroach?
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Just pray that Mrs P doesn't find one....
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Very clever!Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Whenever I feel Febby isn’t listening, I often finish my sentence by adding “so I thought I might just toddle off, have a hot bath and slit my wrists then...”
(Usually no response )
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Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Stanley's View
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Another song quote for Cathy's post.
When she's dressed she's like Mae West, she wears two saucepan lids upon her chest
Fanlight Fanny, the frowsy nightclub queen.
When she's dressed she's like Mae West, she wears two saucepan lids upon her chest
Fanlight Fanny, the frowsy nightclub queen.
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“But you could have heard a pin drop, when Tommy stopped and locked the door “
( love my Kenny)
( love my Kenny)
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That’s my husband...I recognise the arms!
Today was a lovely day, so after lunch I suggested a walk around the Garden Centre ( lovely when it is sunny). I saw that thought go straight through one ear and out the other side.
“I just have to send an email” he said, scurrying upstairs.
I didn’t see him for 3 hours.
Today was a lovely day, so after lunch I suggested a walk around the Garden Centre ( lovely when it is sunny). I saw that thought go straight through one ear and out the other side.
“I just have to send an email” he said, scurrying upstairs.
I didn’t see him for 3 hours.
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Here's a follow up to Cathy's 'Ode To The Spell Checker. By Frank Browning.'
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