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After that cartoon MBS will be inviting Peter Brookes to the embassy for a meeting with his fixers! :smile:
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Quite.... :biggrin2:
(He says it's nothing to do with Brexit of course!)
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This made me smile. Hubby was asked to drawn house plans for a couple who had purchased a block of land, which he did, in accordance with their “wish list” of ideas.
He gets a text message today...”We have a large dog. Can you make the house smaller?” :bellylaugh:

That is a new one! :laugh5:
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That reminds me that it was Philip who, when Elizabeth became Queen, took the bold step of telling the servants, footmen etc at the Palace to stop wearing silly wigs. :smile:
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And tights hopefully.... (But I saw a man wearing black tights and shorts as what looked like a uniform only a couple of days ago.)
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Stanley wrote: 19 Apr 2021, 03:11 And tights hopefully.... (But I saw a man wearing black tights and shorts as what looked like a uniform only a couple of days ago.)
They're called 'base layer' when men wear them for sports 😎
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Not as revolting as the Lycra some fat old boys wear for cycling. :biggrin2:
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Q. What do you get when you put a bra across the road?

A. A booby trap.

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