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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 18 Sep 2020, 06:27
by Big Kev
A man taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground, he said he got from Barking to Tooting in under an hour.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 18 Sep 2020, 07:04
by Stanley
:biggrin2: :good:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 23 Sep 2020, 10:32
by Bodger
So.... for anyone that doesn’t know, on Friday I volunteered for the British vaccine trials for Covid-19, held here in The MRI Hospital in Manchester, The vaccine is one that was created in Russia. I received my first shot yesterday at 4:00 pm, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 23 Sep 2020, 10:52
by PanBiker
:biggrin2: :good: :laugh5:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 23 Sep 2020, 11:30
by Stanley
Nice one Bodge! :biggrin2:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 23 Sep 2020, 16:43
by Big Kev
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 24 Sep 2020, 02:24
by Stanley
That will happen Kev! :biggrin2:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 24 Sep 2020, 10:18
by Big Kev
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 24 Sep 2020, 21:12
by Tripps
'Borrowed' from Nolic. . . .


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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 25 Sep 2020, 02:27
by Stanley
:biggrin2: I like them both! Thanks for the smile.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 26 Sep 2020, 17:24
by plaques
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 27 Sep 2020, 02:29
by Stanley
Only in America Ken! Love it. It's a wonder Trump isn't marketing his own brand! :biggrin2:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 27 Sep 2020, 10:12
by Tizer
He probably owns The Clorox Company.... :smile:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 28 Sep 2020, 03:20
by Stanley
That had occurred to me as well Peter. :biggrin2:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 28 Sep 2020, 09:42
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 28 Sep 2020, 10:35
by Tizer
Lovely one, Cathy! :good:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 29 Sep 2020, 02:52
by Stanley
Cathy, I always said that Jack thought his name was bugger!

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 01 Oct 2020, 03:40
by Cathy
A Jim Owen joke...
Paddy and Mary get married and on their wedding night Mary gets into bed and arranges herself across the whole of the bed.
Mary smiles at Paddy and says
‘You know what I want Paddy’
Paddy looks at Mary and says
‘Yeah, the whole of the bed, by the look of it!’

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 01 Oct 2020, 14:57
by Big Kev
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 01 Oct 2020, 15:15
by chinatyke
:biggrin2: :biggrin2: :biggrin2:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 02 Oct 2020, 02:00
by Stanley
I like it. :biggrin2:
Do you know why the Lone Ranger shot Tonto? He found out what Kimosabe meant.....

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 03 Oct 2020, 09:32
by Big Kev
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 04 Oct 2020, 02:15
by Stanley
Ah, too much lockdown and a facility for using Photo Shop!

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 05 Oct 2020, 08:51
by Cathy
Not jokes, just some comical Amazing 3D Art
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Good aren’t they. 😊

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 05 Oct 2020, 09:07
by Tizer
Clever stuff! Thanks for posting the graphics, Cathy. :smile: