Old fashioned clean jokes
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A man taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground, he said he got from Barking to Tooting in under an hour.
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Nice one Bodge!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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That will happen Kev!
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'Borrowed' from Nolic. . . .
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I like them both! Thanks for the smile.Stanley Challenger Graham
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Only in America Ken! Love it. It's a wonder Trump isn't marketing his own brand!
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He probably owns The Clorox Company.... 
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That had occurred to me as well Peter.
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Lovely one, Cathy!
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Cathy, I always said that Jack thought his name was bugger!
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A Jim Owen joke...
Paddy and Mary get married and on their wedding night Mary gets into bed and arranges herself across the whole of the bed.
Mary smiles at Paddy and says
‘You know what I want Paddy’
Paddy looks at Mary and says
‘Yeah, the whole of the bed, by the look of it!’
Paddy and Mary get married and on their wedding night Mary gets into bed and arranges herself across the whole of the bed.
Mary smiles at Paddy and says
‘You know what I want Paddy’
Paddy looks at Mary and says
‘Yeah, the whole of the bed, by the look of it!’
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I like it.
Do you know why the Lone Ranger shot Tonto? He found out what Kimosabe meant.....
Do you know why the Lone Ranger shot Tonto? He found out what Kimosabe meant.....
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Ah, too much lockdown and a facility for using Photo Shop!
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Not jokes, just some comical Amazing 3D Art
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Clever stuff! Thanks for posting the graphics, Cathy.
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