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Clever....
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Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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??
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here.
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Cathy wrote ?? I'll second that and raise you two ????
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The great unwashed are always looking for an excuse to not wear a face mask...
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Still non the wiser.
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It would appear I'm not as Horation as I thought
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Maybe it’s an acquired understanding...
went right over my head
went right over my head
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Not everyone does satire Cathy, it's an acquired taste
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Over mine as well Cathy.... Sorry Kev, I don't get it..... And don't patronise me about satire!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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I assume it's a satirical reference to the anti-maskers and anti-vaxers that believe terrible things will happen if they wear a mask or get vaccinated.
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Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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That's probably what the nurse said to Boris Johnson when she gave him his vaccination.
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I had to laugh when he said that he had the vaccine at the same hospital that he was treated for Covid at. That will be the one where he must have had a miracle cure because he was only in for a couple of days from memory.
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I presume it's BJ you're referring to? He was admitted to hospital on April 5th 2020, moved to intensive care on April 6th, for 3 nights, and discharged on April 12th.
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Not sure if my sense of humour is understood, I must move in different circles
This made me smile
This made me smile
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I got the pirate connection with Star Wars Kev....
I got Ken's as well. That was my biggest laugh yesterday when I heard what Macron had said about Johnson.... The comment was made in a private meeting with Mr Macron’s advisors when discussing the migrant crisis, with the President referring to Mr Johnson as a “clown.” It is alleged his exact words were: “It is very sad to see a great country, with which we could do so much, led by a clown. Johnson has the attitude of a knucklehead."
The Express of course leaps to Johnson's defence but most other people had a quiet chuckle and got on with the day.
I got Ken's as well. That was my biggest laugh yesterday when I heard what Macron had said about Johnson.... The comment was made in a private meeting with Mr Macron’s advisors when discussing the migrant crisis, with the President referring to Mr Johnson as a “clown.” It is alleged his exact words were: “It is very sad to see a great country, with which we could do so much, led by a clown. Johnson has the attitude of a knucklehead."
The Express of course leaps to Johnson's defence but most other people had a quiet chuckle and got on with the day.
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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I looked up the French for knucklehead: tête de poing.
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