Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by **Tripps** » 26 Jul 2020, 21:11

This is happening as I type. . .

Waiter waiter what's this fly doing in my wine? (Uco Valley Malbec Aldi / Argentina as it happens)

The back stroke I believe Sir.

Post by **Stanley** » 27 Jul 2020, 02:44

Just think where it has been.....

Post by **Tripps** » 27 Jul 2020, 11:08

Luckily I use a small glass and didn't waste much. He died happy.

Post by **Big Kev** » 28 Jul 2020, 12:31

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Cathy · Post by **Cathy** » 28 Jul 2020, 12:34

Post by **Big Kev** » 28 Jul 2020, 14:54

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Post by **Stanley** » 30 Jul 2020, 03:45

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Cathy · Post by **Cathy** » 31 Jul 2020, 03:55

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Post by **Stanley** » 31 Jul 2020, 04:07

I like that one!

Post by **Stanley** » 02 Aug 2020, 04:38

An American friend sent me THIS. It may amuse you.

Post by **Big Kev** » 02 Aug 2020, 18:13

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Post by **Big Kev** » 03 Aug 2020, 18:16

I nearly put this in the Seen in the News thread...

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Post by **Stanley** » 04 Aug 2020, 02:09

That clears up the situation nicely.

Post by **Big Kev** » 04 Aug 2020, 16:25

I just got kicked out of a Facebook 'flat earth' group, I only asked if the 2M social distancing rule had pushed anyone over the edge yet...

Post by **plaques** » 04 Aug 2020, 17:10

I just got kicked out of a Facebook 'flat earth' group, I only asked if the 2M social distancing rule had pushed anyone over the edge yet...
The only two I know who did that are Rincewind and Twoflower, Blame Wendy ????

Post by **Stanley** » 05 Aug 2020, 02:07

I like the joke but don't understand the response....

Post by **plaques** » 05 Aug 2020, 07:38

You will in a few days time... Try Googling .... Rincewind and Twoflower,

Post by **Tizer** » 05 Aug 2020, 09:31

Plaques, you'll understand me if I say we are in `Interesting Times'!

Post by **Big Kev** » 05 Aug 2020, 16:02

I've just switched from eating pheasant to venison, absolute game changer...

Post by **Big Kev** » 05 Aug 2020, 20:14

I got the sack from my job this morning, I asked a customer if they wanted smoking or non-smoking.

Apparently the correct terminology is cremation or burial.

Post by **Stanley** » 06 Aug 2020, 02:16

I Googled.... Now I understand.

Post by **Tizer** » 06 Aug 2020, 09:38

Very good, Kev. Do you make them up yourself or does it result from a mis-spent life on Facebook?

Post by **Big Kev** » 06 Aug 2020, 09:46

Tizer wrote: ↑06 Aug 2020, 09:38 Very good, Kev. Do you make them up yourself or does it result from a mis-spent life on Facebook?

Mostly Facebook

Post by **Stanley** » 07 Aug 2020, 03:32

This is why productivity is so low in the UK.....

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