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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 05 Mar 2021, 09:30
by Tizer
Very good, China, thank you.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 05 Mar 2021, 09:55
by Big Kev
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good one China
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 05 Mar 2021, 21:16
by plaques
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 05 Mar 2021, 22:04
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 06 Mar 2021, 04:03
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 06 Mar 2021, 11:08
by Tizer
Clever!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 06 Mar 2021, 11:59
by Tripps
Topless chicks in mini skirts. . . .
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 06 Mar 2021, 14:45
by PanBiker
You are supposed to whisk them them up when making cakes.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 06 Mar 2021, 21:36
by Tripps
This made me smile
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 07 Mar 2021, 03:12
by chinatyke
But the bottom dimension is 6 feef so maybe that is OK.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 07 Mar 2021, 03:32
by Cathy
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Oh dear
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 07 Mar 2021, 05:19
by Stanley
I doubt if they are all true but they are still funny Cathy.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 07 Mar 2021, 13:53
by Big Kev
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 08 Mar 2021, 03:59
by Stanley
That's a good one, so true!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 08 Mar 2021, 08:12
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 08 Mar 2021, 08:34
by Stanley
Clever....
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 08 Mar 2021, 08:46
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 08 Mar 2021, 11:30
by Tizer
...and suddenly there's four more stomachs to feed...and no more rumen the inn.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 08 Mar 2021, 12:12
by Cathy
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Very clever.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 09 Mar 2021, 03:40
by Stanley
'Tympanites of the paunch or rumen' Posh name for bloat in cattle. I always remember it because there was a notice on the wall of the dairy at Harrods Farm when I was a pupil. That's where I learned about the trocar and cannula. Such an interesting life....
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 09 Mar 2021, 07:04
by chinatyke
I hate it when people can't let go of the past.
Debt collectors are the worst.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 09 Mar 2021, 11:23
by Tizer
Stanley wrote: ↑09 Mar 2021, 03:40
'Tympanites of the paunch or rumen' Posh name for bloat in cattle.
Presumably called so because the bloated area would sound like a drum when tapped?
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 09 Mar 2021, 12:28
by Cathy
Tize, Have you been watching The Yorkshire Vet ?
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 09 Mar 2021, 13:08
by Stanley
Yup, you've got it Peter.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 09 Mar 2021, 16:20
by Tizer
Cathy wrote: ↑09 Mar 2021, 12:28
Tize, Have you been watching The Yorkshire Vet ?
Yes, however did you guess Cathy!
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