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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 11 Apr 2021, 17:06
by Big Kev
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 12 Apr 2021, 03:07
by Stanley
No Allen keys to lose?

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 13 Apr 2021, 04:12
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 13 Apr 2021, 09:59
by Tizer
After that cartoon MBS will be inviting Peter Brookes to the embassy for a meeting with his fixers! :smile:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 13 Apr 2021, 12:17
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 14 Apr 2021, 03:24
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 14 Apr 2021, 10:16
by Tizer
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 14 Apr 2021, 11:15
by Stanley
Quite.... :biggrin2:
(He says it's nothing to do with Brexit of course!)

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 15 Apr 2021, 03:04
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 17 Apr 2021, 05:05
by Marilyn
This made me smile. Hubby was asked to drawn house plans for a couple who had purchased a block of land, which he did, in accordance with their โ€œwish listโ€ of ideas.
He gets a text message today...โ€We have a large dog. Can you make the house smaller?โ€ :bellylaugh:

That is a new one! :laugh5:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 17 Apr 2021, 06:09
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 17 Apr 2021, 06:32
by Marilyn
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 17 Apr 2021, 07:21
by Marilyn
Today is a day of respect...

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 18 Apr 2021, 04:01
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 18 Apr 2021, 09:04
by Tizer
That reminds me that it was Philip who, when Elizabeth became Queen, took the bold step of telling the servants, footmen etc at the Palace to stop wearing silly wigs. :smile:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 19 Apr 2021, 03:11
by Stanley
And tights hopefully.... (But I saw a man wearing black tights and shorts as what looked like a uniform only a couple of days ago.)

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 19 Apr 2021, 08:10
by Big Kev
Stanley wrote: โ†‘19 Apr 2021, 03:11 And tights hopefully.... (But I saw a man wearing black tights and shorts as what looked like a uniform only a couple of days ago.)
They're called 'base layer' when men wear them for sports ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 19 Apr 2021, 08:10
by Big Kev
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 19 Apr 2021, 08:14
by Marilyn
Not as revolting as the Lycra some fat old boys wear for cycling. :biggrin2:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 19 Apr 2021, 08:38
by Tizer
`The Royal Footmen' LINK

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 19 Apr 2021, 14:19
by Cathy
Q. What do you get when you put a bra across the road?

A. A booby trap.

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 21 Apr 2021, 04:34
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 23 Apr 2021, 05:04
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 23 Apr 2021, 11:30
by Big Kev
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 24 Apr 2021, 03:15
by Stanley
Nemo?