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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 29 Nov 2021, 21:26
by Big Kev
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 30 Nov 2021, 03:20
by Stanley
:laugh5: Clever....

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 02 Dec 2021, 05:27
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 02 Dec 2021, 08:22
by Big Kev
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 02 Dec 2021, 09:07
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 02 Dec 2021, 09:11
by plaques
Cathy wrote ?? I'll second that and raise you two ????

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 02 Dec 2021, 09:23
by Big Kev
The great unwashed are always looking for an excuse to not wear a face mask...

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 02 Dec 2021, 09:54
by Cathy
Still non the wiser. 🤔

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 02 Dec 2021, 10:28
by Big Kev
It would appear I'm not as Horation as I thought

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 02 Dec 2021, 10:57
by Cathy
Maybe it’s an acquired understanding...
went right over my head 🙄

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 02 Dec 2021, 10:59
by Big Kev
Not everyone does satire Cathy, it's an acquired taste :good:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 02 Dec 2021, 11:21
by Stanley
Over mine as well Cathy.... Sorry Kev, I don't get it..... And don't patronise me about satire! :biggrin2:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 02 Dec 2021, 16:51
by Tizer
I assume it's a satirical reference to the anti-maskers and anti-vaxers that believe terrible things will happen if they wear a mask or get vaccinated. :smile:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 02 Dec 2021, 17:19
by Big Kev
Tizer wrote: ↑02 Dec 2021, 16:51 I assume it's a satirical reference to the anti-maskers and anti-vaxers that believe terrible things will happen if they wear a mask or get vaccinated. :smile:
That's the one :good:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 03 Dec 2021, 04:02
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 03 Dec 2021, 11:20
by Tizer
That's probably what the nurse said to Boris Johnson when she gave him his vaccination. :extrawink:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 03 Dec 2021, 16:33
by PanBiker
I had to laugh when he said that he had the vaccine at the same hospital that he was treated for Covid at. That will be the one where he must have had a miracle cure because he was only in for a couple of days from memory. :extrawink:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 03 Dec 2021, 17:26
by Big Kev
PanBiker wrote: ↑03 Dec 2021, 16:33 I had to laugh when he said that he had the vaccine at the same hospital that he was treated for Covid at. That will be the one where he must have had a miracle cure because he was only in for a couple of days from memory. :extrawink:
I presume it's BJ you're referring to? He was admitted to hospital on April 5th 2020, moved to intensive care on April 6th, for 3 nights, and discharged on April 12th.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 03 Dec 2021, 17:29
by Big Kev
Not sure if my sense of humour is understood, I must move in different circles :biggrin2:

This made me smile
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 03 Dec 2021, 19:59
by PanBiker
:laugh5: :good:

I'm on the same wavelength Kev. :extrawink:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 03 Dec 2021, 20:59
by Big Kev
:good:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 03 Dec 2021, 21:07
by plaques
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 04 Dec 2021, 03:56
by Stanley
I got the pirate connection with Star Wars Kev....
I got Ken's as well. That was my biggest laugh yesterday when I heard what Macron had said about Johnson.... The comment was made in a private meeting with Mr Macron’s advisors when discussing the migrant crisis, with the President referring to Mr Johnson as a “clown.” It is alleged his exact words were: “It is very sad to see a great country, with which we could do so much, led by a clown. Johnson has the attitude of a knucklehead."
The Express of course leaps to Johnson's defence but most other people had a quiet chuckle and got on with the day.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 04 Dec 2021, 11:13
by Tizer
I looked up the French for knucklehead: tĂŞte de poing.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 04 Dec 2021, 12:53
by Big Kev
Boris the clown made me smile