OneGuyFromBarlick

Tizer wrote: ↑14 Aug 2022, 15:00 You'll have Roget coming after you for royalties!

He'll have to join the queue, there's no original material here

Very clever Cathy.....

I like that Cathy.

Thanks for that Cathy! Is there an equivalent featuring Michaelangelo's David? If not, could Kev create one for us?

Will this do?

Love the expression on the dogs face.

Grant Schapps has said there could be driverless cars on UK roads as early as next year following the successful trial of a driverless government.

A genie granted me one wish, I said I just wanted to be happy. I now live in a cottage with 6 dwarves and work in a mine.

Two good ones, Kev. Keep it up, we need it!

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

Two more good ones.....

My sleep was interrupted by my 4 year old son last night so I phoned my mum at 2AM to ask when this behaviour stopped...

I like the no nonsense coffee guide.

The local Tesco used to have an instore cafe with good value drinks meals and snacks. I used it quite a bit. It was replaced by a branch of Costa which they put upstairs, rather than downstairs near the entrance. Much more expensive, and a poor range of food on offer.

I went up just a couple of times, and ignoring the flowery menu used to ask for a 'cup of coffee please'.