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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
That's clever Kev..... This is just obvious!
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I like the quartz in a galleon, Kev - clever! 
How about this one?...
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.
How about this one?...
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Went to a restaurant last night, the waiter said
"For starters there's badger soup, followed by roast badger and finishing with badger mousse”
“Is there anything else apart from badger?" I asked.
“No", he replied.
"It's a sett menu."
"For starters there's badger soup, followed by roast badger and finishing with badger mousse”
“Is there anything else apart from badger?" I asked.
“No", he replied.
"It's a sett menu."
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Oh Dear.... 
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Two women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes. I think they were those Hovis Witnesses.
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.
Both are now in hospital...one's in a korma.. The other's got a dodgy tikka!
Both are now in hospital...one's in a korma.. The other's got a dodgy tikka!
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That’ll show him. 
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I think Kev and Peter have opened their Xmas Crackers early......
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I can do topical
Meteorologists claim this winter will see worst Daily Express weather scaremongering in THIRTY YEARS
Meteorologists claim this winter will see worst Daily Express weather scaremongering in THIRTY YEARS
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
That could well be right!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I can't remember where it was but I have seen a motorbike being kept in a front room.....
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Caption: Liz, don't look now but isn't that Michael Gove over there in the corner whetting his poignard?
[Reference: With thanks to Patrick Kidd of The Times]
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Did you see the report that Gove is rumoured to be in line for the editorship of The Times?
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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From the front page of the Daily Star today...
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!