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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 12 Oct 2023, 03:46
by Cathy
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I can relate to this one
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 12 Oct 2023, 03:49
by Stanley
Accurate but cruel Cathy! :biggrin2:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 12 Oct 2023, 20:02
by Tripps
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 12 Oct 2023, 20:10
by Big Kev
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 12 Oct 2023, 20:13
by Big Kev
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 13 Oct 2023, 00:27
by Cathy
:smile:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 13 Oct 2023, 01:52
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 13 Oct 2023, 04:15
by Cathy
Cathy wrote: ↑13 Oct 2023, 00:27:smile:
I had that one waiting in my collection Kev.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 13 Oct 2023, 04:47
by Big Kev
Cathy wrote: ↑13 Oct 2023, 04:15
Cathy wrote: ↑13 Oct 2023, 00:27:smile:
I had that one waiting in my collection Kev.
:good: :biggrin2:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 13 Oct 2023, 09:47
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 14 Oct 2023, 03:15
by Stanley
If I've understood that correctly Cathy, it's very cruel......

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 14 Oct 2023, 07:45
by Big Kev
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 14 Oct 2023, 14:43
by Tizer
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 14 Oct 2023, 15:45
by Big Kev
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 14 Oct 2023, 15:47
by Big Kev
In preparation for Halloween...
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 14 Oct 2023, 17:38
by plaques
This is not a joke. Over the last few months I've lost about 20 lb. Finished up at 141 lb. Eyes sunk, face drawn with no cheeks, looked absolutely terrible, (still do). My doctor came to see me. I commented on how I would appear to other people. Never mind you'll be OK for Halloween. :laugh5:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 14 Oct 2023, 17:46
by Big Kev
plaques wrote: ↑14 Oct 2023, 17:38 Never mind you'll be OK for Halloween. :laugh5:
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 15 Oct 2023, 00:05
by Cathy
Plaques, good to see that you haven’t lost your sense of humour 😊
Tize, πŸ˜€

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 15 Oct 2023, 01:45
by Stanley
That was funny Ken! But the best bit about the message was.... "My doctor came to see me" :biggrin2:

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 15 Oct 2023, 06:42
by Big Kev
Let's test people's music memories :biggrin2:
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 15 Oct 2023, 06:54
by Stanley
Or even Love?

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 15 Oct 2023, 08:04
by Cathy
Dan Syng….. Dancing πŸ€”

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 15 Oct 2023, 09:41
by Big Kev
I thought it was quite a well known song by The Nolan Sisters from 1979. The lyric is 'I'm in the mood for dancing, romancing'
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27m_i ... or_Dancing

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 16 Oct 2023, 02:41
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 16 Oct 2023, 17:00
by Big Kev
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