Old fashioned clean jokes

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by chinatyke » 12 Jan 2019, 12:29

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

4. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

5. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

6. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

7. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

8. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

9. A backward poet writes inverse.

10. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

11. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion
allowed per passenger."

12. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. "No pun in ten
did."

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Cathy » 12 Jan 2019, 13:33

:laugh5: Very clever.
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here. :)

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