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That sounds feasible Bodge. When my mate Daniel did his picture story on the beach ship-breaking in Bangladesh he noticed that the workers were searched for contraband as they left the yard. They were so poor they were stealing small pieces of non-ferocious and steel nuts and bolts. A bit of bunce....

A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives. She approached one o...

TRY THIS ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS WHITE CHOCOLATE CHRISTMAS CAKE The recipe is from a book Microwave Baking by Linda Fraser published 1989 by Macdonald & Co (Publishers) Ltd Greater London House, Hampstead Road, LONDON NW1 7QX - ISBN 0-356-17165-5 The author used white chocolate couverture, but Swi...

TRY THIS ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS PINEAPPLE CHEESECAKE INGREDIENTS 2 cups wheatmeal biscuit crumbs 3oz butter, melted 2 teaspoons hot water 1 tablespoon gelatine 13oz cream cheese, softened at room temperature ½ cup sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla essence ¼ cup lemon juice 1x425g can crushed pineapple, draine...

Number 3 if we're still voting

I was once in a play called "Breakfast in Bed" Did you have a big role? No just toast and marmalade! =================================== Some ten-year-olds were asked to write about something unusual that happened in the previous week. One little boy got up and began reading, "Daddy f...

Gearce wrote:This notice which keeps popping up every now and again while I am visiting this site.

Happening more 'every now' than again. Most annoying

EileenDavid wrote:Finney Haddock last night with peas, supposed to have minted potatoes (ready made ASDA) Dave's suggestion they were awful so these went in the bin Eileen

EileenDavid wrote:Chippy tea last night. We had bought some fish from Asda but the smell was awful so we binned it. Eileen

Doesn't Asda sell fresh food?

Everyone and anyone who likes poetry should take a look at http://www.poetrybyloree.com/ which contains over 430 poems on a vast number of subjects and the music is a pleasure to listen to.

I came across it while googling for Christmas verses for Christmas cards.

Gambling Irish Blonde An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped f...

Stanley wrote:Everyone gets it but the incidence seems to be lower if you bite the bullet and donate to get rid of adverts ............

I fail to see the connection.

This notice which keeps popping up every now and again while I am visiting this site.

Here's a couple you might like or maybe you've heard them before. Anyway ... Ted, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a la...

Mr Fixit..... This is quite funny in this modern world....... Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning: "Windows frozen." Husband texts back: "Pour some luke warm water over it." Wife texts back: "Computer completely !@#%%&^ now."

A NUN AT HOOTERS A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.' Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revellers s...

Here's three I think you'll like HOW US OLDER GUYS PICK UP CHICKS I met a beautiful girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet. As we lay making love, I thought , "These Taser guns are well ...

Nolic, that may be so but wouldn't it be good to see the progress bar creep, albeit slowly, towards the end

Just had a quick look ...... 289 registered members ...... 18 donors

My moan is all the "supportive" well to do members who are making such a fuss about paying over a few pounds because they claim the site has changed. It has changed, get over it and either cough up some cash or put up with the adverts. Nolic I haven't been making a fuss about paying over ...

My moan is all the "supportive" well to do members who are making such a fuss about paying over a few pounds because they claim the site has changed. It has changed, get over it and either cough up some cash or put up with the adverts. Nolic I haven't been making a fuss about paying over ...

Not today but last night on TV I watched Hetty Wainthropp Investigates and she found the man she was looking for in Barnoldswick

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Marilyn wrote:Then there was the constipated mathematician who, when confronted with a problem, worked it out with a pencil.

Any new mystery objects then?

Nice one Marilyn

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About six weeks prior to Christmas 2011 I emailed the manufacturer of my computer in search of an accessory ...... A week passed without reply so I emailed again ...... Again no reply so I sent a registered letter to the Melbourne office ...... Still have heard nothing from them ...... I realise tha...