Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Very good, I like all of them.....
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I remember, as a child, adults saying 'excuse my French' after swearing. During my first days at school the teacher had quite a shock when she asked if any of us knew any French ![Big Grin :biggrin2:](./images/smilies/board/biggrin.gif)
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Early language can be quite confusing. I always think of the child who asked her mother why people were imprisoned for laughing. She had seen a news report of a man being gaoled for man's laughter......
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Wise nun
2 nuns went to shop at the market. They were taking so long so one said , Sister Mary it is getting dark and we are so far away from the convent. I know Sister Rose but there is a man following us. Oh! What does he want. He wants his wicked way with us. What can we do. Let's separate. You go left and I will go right. He followed Sister Rose. Sister Mary reached the convent and became worried. After an hour Sister Rose appeared. What happed? , I started to run and so did he. And then? He caught up with me. Oh my God. And what did you do. I lifted up my dress Sister! And what did he do. Dropped his pants. And then? Its obvious isn't it. A nun with her dress lifted up can run faster than a man with his pants down.
2 nuns went to shop at the market. They were taking so long so one said , Sister Mary it is getting dark and we are so far away from the convent. I know Sister Rose but there is a man following us. Oh! What does he want. He wants his wicked way with us. What can we do. Let's separate. You go left and I will go right. He followed Sister Rose. Sister Mary reached the convent and became worried. After an hour Sister Rose appeared. What happed? , I started to run and so did he. And then? He caught up with me. Oh my God. And what did you do. I lifted up my dress Sister! And what did he do. Dropped his pants. And then? Its obvious isn't it. A nun with her dress lifted up can run faster than a man with his pants down.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Just to let everyone know that I've been admitted to hospital and they're keeping me in. I have inadvertently poisoned myself by eating what I thought was an onion but was actually a daffodil bulb. They reckon I should be coming out in the spring.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I take it that's a joke..... ![Surprised :surprised:](./images/smilies/surprised.gif)
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
At my age Kev, any mention of hospitals triggers red alert!
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This is an old cartoon but sadly still totally relevant!
This is an old cartoon but sadly still totally relevant!
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
![Big Grin :biggrin2:](./images/smilies/board/biggrin.gif)
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Cathy, that's a good example of the intelligence level of men in suits and ties and carrying a briefcase! ![Laugh :laugh5:](./images/smilies/board/icon_lol.gif)
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Latest update from the airport, the bloke in front of me has collapsed onto the luggage carousel.
He's coming round slowly...
He's coming round slowly...
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Oh dear..... ![Laugh :laugh5:](./images/smilies/board/icon_lol.gif)
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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I recognise that one Cathy..... ![Big Grin :biggrin2:](./images/smilies/board/biggrin.gif)
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
It took me a while
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
"Good grief " ![Smile :smile:](./images/smilies/smile.gif)
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I love Peanuts.....
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
This I discover is a Rebus. .
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My non-working days are Monday - Sunday
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
And I thought it was a fictional Scottish detective!
I live and learn.....
I live and learn.....
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
This is my favourite Larson cartoon...
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